Sunday, July 25, 2010

Droids vs. ninjas I

Deimos and Hikaru are arguing about whose minions are better.


Deimos: My assassin droids can beat your ninja turtles any time!

Hikaru: No way. Shall we put them to test?

Deimos: Definitely!



Deimos: Charge!

Hikaru: Cowabunga!



Deimos: Oh, no, this does not look good...

Hikaru: Yes! Go, turtles, go!



Deimos: Oh, no....

Hikaru: The victory is ours!



Hikaru: You guys did well, I think you have earned some pizza.



Deimos: I must get the repair droids...



Deimos: Ok, put these droids back together.

R2-D2: Whrrr beeeeep blp!

C3PO: I'm a protocol droid, not a mechanic!

Deimos: Shut up and get to work!


After some time...

Deimos: What is this? You were supposed to repair 5 assassin droids, not to create an abstract sculpture!

R2-D2: Zzp blp beeeep beep whrr!

C3PO: He says there were no blueprints and you told to put the droids back together. Everything is together, isn't it?



Deimos: You are no good. I have to do everything myself...


Finally...

Deimos: OK, this is how they should look. The next time the turtles won't win that easily. I'll have to see to that.

3 comments:

Marlowe said...

Maybe they need some laser guns.

elisaannh said...

That was a fantastic story! I loved the sculpture!

Anonymous said...

Deimos, don't worry. I was never really a fan of ninja turtles, I think your battle droids are much better.

They do have rather interesting heads.

puppyluv