Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Droids vs. ninjas III - The Empire Strikes Back

It seems that Deimos has not given up yet...

Deimos: Spark, are your turtles ready for another match?

Hikaru: Any time! Just let your puny droids do their worst. My turtles are not afraid of them!

But it looks that this time Deimos has a new secret weapon...

Deimos: Charge!

Hikaru: What???

The machine starts to advance...

The turtles look stunned for a second...

... and then they suddenly turn and run.

Hikaru: Stop! Cowards! Come back and fight! You'll get no pizza today!!!

Deimos: Yesss!!! This time the victory is ours!

Deimos: Admit it, Spark, this time my droids beat your turtles.

Hikaru: Stupid turtles... Turned yellow... OK, but it's still two to one for the turtles.

Deimos: Well done, guys, you'll get an extra portion of lubricant tonight.

Hikaru (muttering): Stupid turtles... They sure will get no pizza today...

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Droids vs. ninjas II - Rematch

Deimos has not given up hope that his droids can beat Hikaru's ninja turtles.

Deimos: Spark, are your turtles ready for a rematch?

Hikaru: Any time!

But it looks like this time Deimos's droids have a new formidable weapon!

Deimos: Charge!

Hikaru: This requires new tactic... Cowabunga!

The turtles start pushing the droid walker - all from the same side!

Deimos: What is this...

Hikaru: That's the way to go, turtles!

It does not take long before the walker crashes to the ground.

Deimos: Oh, no, not again...

Hikaru: Well done, boys, time for pizza!

Deimos: Those turtles are way too destructive. I need an even bigger weapon...