Saturday, May 22, 2010
Masher Attack
Deimos: What are you doing with the potato masher?
Thuban: I am practicing my magic. I have managed to make the masher fly.
Deimos: Really?
Thuban: See for yourself!
Deimos: Cool! Let's scare Algol and Rastaban!
Algol is showing his archeological finds to Rastaban.
Algol: These are artifacts from ancient troll culture...
Algol: What is that???
Rastaban: It appears to be an evil potato smasher...
Rastaban: Stay off!
Algol: Help! Spark! Where is my body guard when he is needed!
Hikaru: I'm right here. Have no fear... I'm protecting you from all evil spirits. Including potato smashers gone berserk.
Hikaru captures the evil masher with his ninja scythe.
Rastaban: I'll bite him to make sure he is dead...
Deimos: Don't bite the masher!
Deimos: If you turn the potato masher into a vampire, it will eat all the potatoes instead of mashing them. And then we'll never get mashed potatoes for lunch.
Thuban: I'll just remove my magic, and the masher will be harmless to everyone - except the potatoes, of course.
Outsider: What are you doing with my potato masher? You are not supposed to play with kitchen utensils. Give it back immediately! - Or you will never get mashed potatoes for lunch...
Deimos: Well, so much for the fun with the potato masher...
Deimos: Mashed potatoes taste better than mashed vampires anyway...
Rastaban: Mashed potatoes with fly kebabs... mmmmmmmm.....
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